I am not sure what is going on with Shannon Elizabeth or why she is even on the cover of Maxim magazine - did we all enter a time warp back to 1999 or something? I believe that is the year when Shannon Elizabeth had her 15 minutes after going topless in American Pie which was her opportunity to have an actual career and instead she married some average Joe and ended up doing nothing of any significance since then. Sure, sure, she looks good in these pictures - too little, too late sista!

Has Shannon Elizabeth even done anything since she took her top off in American Pie? I don’t know; but what I do know is that is a shame - such a nice body, such lovely boobies. I think she married a fat guy which gives us all hope that anything is possible. She’s on Dancing with the Stars this season and she and her partner are still alive. Bonus shot for the foot fetish freaks.