Usually a post title like that is used for a sarcastic or humorous effect but in the case of Jessica Simpson here, I actually mean it. She looks sweet in that white dress and red heels, her boobs and shoulders (yes, shoulders) look magnificent (yes, magnificent).
Sadly, the latest news is that Jessica and Tony Romo have broken up. I find her incredibly hot, so in some ways I am conflicted on how a guy would want to let an amazing piece of ass like that go – on the other hand, many of us saw her on that MTV Newlyweds show and got a real glimpse of what living with her would be like.
As much as I would like to think she would put that kickass body to good use in the bedroom, logic points to someone more interested in watching (and being confused by) shadows being cast on the bedroom walls from the moonlight as she does her nails while only doing missionary – when all you really want is a night that begins with her performing on a stripper pole and ending with her begging for some A2M, amirite?
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